Laugh.

(Source: maid-of-poop)

ta-ble:

wife of Souljaboy Tellem

(Source: awwww-cute)

renkos:

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

purgatorybitches:

I’m still laughing my ass off at my desktop.

tupacabra:

one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow

jad3harley:

mySIS TER JUST ASKED ME “can a human being orgasm on a bed of ice”

and i responded “only if youre into coldplay”

AND WE JSUT SLOWLY REALIZED WHAT I JUST SAID

(Source: l0st-generation)

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

sofapizza:

tastefullyoffensive:[via]

the perfect disguise

alltimeboners:

things that are enjoyable:

• showers

things that are not enjoyable:

• getting in the shower
• getting out of the shower

kairisk:

So I pokemon-fusioned and

…

the MAJESTY

sawsbuckcoffee:

dont fucking sass me youtube

mymothersuterus:

(Source: callingallfandomstothetardis)

french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo

(Source: memewhore)