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Things most people are scared of:

- death

- fire

- heights

- spiders

- the dark

Things I’m scared of:

- ordering at restaurants

- talking to new people

- telling a hairdresser that they’re pulling all of the hair out of your head and you want to scream

me: I can't hang out today sorry I have too much homework
me:
me: goes on tumblr all day

(Source: claspy)

imjustonekid:

Clark: …
Bruce: …
Clark: …
Bruce: …
Clark: …
Bruce: …
Clark: I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD…
Bruce: Stop it.
Clark: SHINING, SHIMMERING, SPLENDID!
Bruce: You promised.
Clark: TELL ME PRINCESS, WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART DECIDE?
Bruce: I was eight. It decided on justice.

imjustonekid:

Clark: …

Bruce: …

Clark: …

Bruce: …

Clark: …

Bruce: …

Clark: I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD…

Bruce: Stop it.

Clark: SHINING, SHIMMERING, SPLENDID!

Bruce: You promised.

Clark: TELL ME PRINCESS, WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART DECIDE?

Bruce: I was eight. It decided on justice.

Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?

Did anyone notice she said she’s 11 but her dad commited suicide 13 years ago…That awkward moment when your dad dies two years before you were conceived.
Did anyone else notice her mum died a month after her dad…
That awkward moment where your mum dies before she gives birth to you.
That awkward moment when you were raised by a dog…
and then the dog died.
CLEARLY THE DOG RAISED HER.

Did anyone notice she said she’s 11 but her dad commited suicide 13 years ago…
That awkward moment when your dad dies two years before you were conceived.

Did anyone else notice her mum died a month after her dad…

That awkward moment where your mum dies before she gives birth to you.

That awkward moment when you were raised by a dog…

and then the dog died.

CLEARLY THE DOG RAISED HER.

(Source: meme-spot)

(Source: Daily Mail)

So I’m at Starbucks and there a table of girls with dip dyed hair and I whispered summer bloggers and they all hissed “humor blog” at the same time

(Source: juilan)

BRING IT ON, OLD MAN

No, people. Let’s be smart and bring it off.

Oh, so now the talking CHEESE is gonna preach to us!

(Source: lackadaisicalify)

BRING IT ON, OLD MAN

No, people. Let’s be smart and bring it off.

Oh, so now the talking CHEESE is gonna preach to us!

(Source: lackadaisicalify)

h0odrich:

cannolis:

only ugly people are able to read this

i thought you couldnt make blank posts on tumblr what is this

(Source: fourteen)