can’t wait to turn 18 so i can finally hear this song for the first time
Every zoo is a petting zoo as long as you’re not a pussy
MY DAD PUTS THE SEATBELT ON FOR HIS IPAD OMFG
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
So I took a picture of my dog
then I turned it upside down
and all of a sudden wish I didn’t