videohall:

Screaming sheep

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

(Source: lostgirl49)

palmtree19:

can’t wait to turn 18 so i can finally hear this song for the first time

franksroofing:

Every zoo is a petting zoo as long as you’re not a pussy

nutella-boy:

lolhomeworkmyass:

this guy was groping my ass on the subway so i farted in his hand yeah that will teach you not to fuckin mess with me

omf

(Source: aquaticwonder)

MY DAD PUTS THE SEATBELT ON FOR HIS IPAD OMFG

(Source: moltres)

(Source: christina-wat)

Joke of the day.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

(Source: flyingscotsman)

blackstanlee:

wow this fake photoset is blowing my MIND

(Source: whitegenocide)

disubiquity:

calliborn:

please don’t cosplay at school

(Source: clubsdeuce)

centrlperk:

So I took a picture of my dog

then I turned it upside down 

and all of a sudden wish I didn’t