I am way more flattered when an animal likes me than a human
me:
alright let's save the game now
me:
me:
me:
me:
did I save
me:
me:
let's save again just in case
what I have decided about my future:
oh so you brought your beats headphones to school but you forgot your backpack
how could anyone not like easter when an entire pack of peeps is only 140 calories
group assignments
person:
can I do somethi--
me:
do you think this is a game
me:
digs through alphabet soup
person:
what are you doing
me:
person:
me:
I want the d
me before tumblr:
i'm probably straight most people are
me after tumblr:
i dON'T KNOW THERE ARE LIKE A MILLION SEXUALITIES like maybe i'm demisexual or greysexual or heteroromantic asexual like idk guys are nice but isn't everyone a little bit gay FUCK THIS SHIT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
In my head during school.
Me:
fuck you
Me:
fuck you
Me:
fuck you
Me:
i fucking hate you
Me:
fu...you're cute.
Me:
fuck you
Me:
fuck you
Me:
hate you too
Me:
fuck you too
Me:
fuck you all.
Me:
oh there's my friend