I am way more flattered when an animal likes me than a human
there are so many people on earth
like at least 12
what I have decided about my future:
oh so you brought your beats headphones to school but you forgot your backpack
how could anyone not like easter when an entire pack of peeps is only 140 calories
group assignments
person:
can I do somethi--
me:
do you think this is a game
me:
digs through alphabet soup
person:
what are you doing
me:
person:
me:
I want the d
person:
wow you have no friends
me:
what are you talking about I have tons of friends
person:
me:
person:
me:
person:
me:
episodes recorded on my tv
me:
I can't hang out today sorry I have too much homework
me:
me:
goes on tumblr all day
plot twist:
tumblr doesn't change its layout every day
me forcing my mom to kill a spider in my room
me:
its right there kill it before it moves
mom:
I dont know why you are so scared, spiders dont do any harm
me:
spider:
jumps off wall
mom:
AHHHHHHHH WHERED IT GO WHERED IT GO
I searched banana squirrel on google and it came up with this
I dont know what I was expecting
