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Person: don't be sorry!
Me: sorry
so my friend was having trouble opening her yogurt so she pulled on the lid really hard and it all came out on the ground and instead of accepting her fate she started scooping it all off the ground and eating it

so my friend was having trouble opening her yogurt so she pulled on the lid really hard and it all came out on the ground and instead of accepting her fate she started scooping it all off the ground and eating it

going to a camp with no one you know is so stressful

its like if i make the joke will i make the friend????????„?,??/

Things most people are scared of:

- death

- fire

- heights

- spiders

- the dark

Things I’m scared of:

- ordering at restaurants

- talking to new people

- telling a hairdresser that they’re pulling all of the hair out of your head and you want to scream

I am way more flattered when an animal likes me than a human

there are so many people on earth

like at least 12

posted: 1 year ago

no

posted: 1 year ago
what I have decided about my future:

oh so you brought your beats headphones to school but you forgot your backpack

how could anyone not like easter when an entire pack of peeps is only 140 calories

group assignments

person: can I do somethi--
me: do you think this is a game
me: digs through alphabet soup
person: what are you doing
me:
person:
me: I want the d
me: I can't hang out today sorry I have too much homework
me:
me: goes on tumblr all day

stawp it tumblr

posted: 1 year ago
plot twist: tumblr doesn't change its layout every day