my tears provide the ocean that my ships sail on
(Source: lambdadelta---moved)
break up lines: I don’t ship us
we’re my notp
we’re no longer canon
we’re canoff
we’re cannot
(Source: hipstercircle)

(Source: enjorass)
do you ever casually say “i ship it” in a real life conversation then get strange looks from people who have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about because you forget it’s not part of normal people’s vocabulary

eggsie:dirkstridersironicgirlfriend:smuppetdong:legnaangel:scarabeus:onceaspoiler:fluent-in-lesbianism:
Only tumblr can give me feels about math…
^
why.
crying.
I feel like this could accurately describe some ships I’ve shipped.
Fucking math feels
And whats even worse is regular ol’ intersecting lines
They meet once and grow farther apart forever.
That awkward moment when you start shipping lines.
I think it’s time that I step away from the computer…
(Source: lemongum)
gosh a lot of tumblr users sure are passionate about boats
(Source: princekomaeda)
Im no longer a person I’m just a sack of feels
(Source: wanderection)
augustus-waters-andtheholiday:
if you haven’t had a moment with your otp where you wanted to rip your eyeballs out of your skull, light yourself on fire, and then bury yourself alive, it’s not your otp
and this is where I put all my ships
(Source: primisthebomb)